"Sure, being the first test pilot of the baby sling-shot is an honor, but I still have my reservations."

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Drezner."

"Little does he know, I could kill him with my bare hands..."

"Now this is what I call a swing state!"

"I think I've just outsourced something to my diaper"

Arafat? Arafat?

Who you callin' fat?

Come closer so I can kick ya'.

This purported "baby blogging" photo actually carries a hidden message, encrypted in the top center section of the frame.

"Daddy, can you read me the Mearsheimer bedtime story where Goldilocks, the mama bear and the baby bear gang up on the papa bear and take his porridge ?"

"I TOLD you you should have voted for Bush!"

Awww cute....where do the batteries go.

"What the crap is daddy doing again?"

Yes, Yes, the continuum transfuctioner is finally complete... My small stature shall no longer hinder my plans...Global Domination... Enslave the human race...

Uh-oh...Daddy's got that " Blogging" look on his face

"Gnat Lileks, eat your heart out."

Daddy, market failure in my diaper! Where's the so-called invisible hand?

“Daddy, daddy, I’ve endeavored to take a quick look-see at the recent election results and I believe I can state with 90% certainty that we are in the midst of a Maoist revolution. The culture of failure and despair is imposing its political will on the culture of wealth creation.”

State Income Rank

Connecticut 38,450 1
New Jersey 35,521 2
Massachusetts 35,333 3
Maryland 32,680 4
New York 32,451 5
New Hampshire 30,912 6
Minnesota 30,675 7
Illinois 30,075 8
* Colorado 29,959 9
California 29,707 10

Kansas 26,237 26
Missouri 26,052 27
Georgia 25,949 28
* Oregon 25,867 29
Texas 25,705 30
Iowa 25,461 31
Indiana 25,425 32
* Maine 24,979 33
North Carolina 24,949 34
Tennessee 24,913 35
North Dakota 24,293 36
South Dakota 24,214 37
Arizona 23,573 38
Kentucky 23,030 39
Oklahoma 23,026 40
Louisiana 22,910 41
South Carolina 22,868 42
Alabama 22,624 43
Idaho 22,560 44
Montana 22,526 45
Utah 21,883 46
New Mexico 21,555 47
West Virginia 21,327 48
Arkansas 21,169 49
Mississippi 20,142 50

“Daddy, if this trend continues it could even start to affect important things like sports. Just think, pretty soon entry into the MLB playoffs will be based on having the division’s worst record, and it will be the playoff losers who go on to the World Series.”

"I don't care what Kissinger said about geo-political strategic concerns and the China initiative, I just want my bottle."

Maybe if I start crying, it'll help him get tenure...

ANOTHER Sabbath Gasbag talk show? You promised we'd watch something more intellectual...like Tommy Tank Engine.

Tell my parents to chill with the alphabet letters, I really don't want to be John Stuart Mill II.

"Please stop talking about game theory."

"It's bad enough when he gawks over my photograph to the neighbours."

One day, I too will be an elite blogger!

I think Daddy doesn't blog enough...I guess I could be content for his blog.

"If I gotta smile for one more picture I'm gonna shit my pants!"

What's her blog's URL?

"God, I could use a cigarette about now."

And this is entertaining? Jammies bunched up around my .... and this is entertaining? I mess my diaper and have to sit in it and this is entertaining? And these "THINGS" in front of me, big plastic blobs and I have no idea what they resembele and this is entertaining? Hey Mom! Can I have my nap now?

let's do lunch