Typical soft-core. We never really see her eat the burger.

Why is she supposed to know anything about fashion? I thought all she was supposed to know about was how to avoid having any scruples about selling yourself.

Drawing on the "heart attack on a plate" imagery from years ago, they should have referred to the burger as "food snuff porn."

There's more on the Center for Science in the Public Interest here.

As with organizations like, for instance, the ACLU or the SPLC, they gain credibility by being used as quote sources by the MSM. If, however, they do have links to Gardenburger, then their pronouncements might be a bit self-serving.

Actually, she's not really selling herself. At least in the sense that she doesn't need the money.

America's fascination with this vapid skank is a continuing source of mystery to me ...

Carls' could contact any of following individuals and organizations for negative comments to good effect.

Rick Santorum
Ted Kennedy
Antonin Scalia
Hillary Clinton
Al Qaeda
AIPAC
The Taliban
The Amish
Bill O'Reily
Al Franken
Geraldo
Larry King

Getting the endorsements (exdorsements? anti-endorsements?) in about this order would ensure maximum anti-outrage consumption.

I know I'd eat a burger to tweak just about anyone on that list.

I think that if an art student turned in a drawing, photo, sculpture, or anything else of someone who looked like Paris Hilton, he'd get a C-, even at a grade-inflation university. Yeah, she's starved herself, and dyed her hair, but she ain't cute.

If these people were really all that upset about television in general, they'd change their tune from responsible TV to No TV.

Otherwise, I see them as a bartender at an AA meeting, encouraging everyone to drink, but drink responsibly.

And she's a skank anyway; Carl's Jr will soon be over ran with skateboarding youth, pierced and tatooed slackers and, . . wait, they already are. Oh yeah, that's why I don't go there.

Well sure I clicked through to see the ad, but I'm still mystified as to why Paris Hilton is so "it" these days. The figure is fine but about as sexy as if it were made from plastic -- she's about as hot as an inflatable sex toys. The superbowl chick was way way hotter, and way funnier too.

Yeah, she's no Mandy Amano...

leave her alone she is hot. Everyone wants to be her or they want to do her. This burger will sell like crazy just because Paris was in their comercial. Carl Jr made a smart move by putting paris half naked in the comercial

Unless she came in nearly naked -- her usual style, it seems -- Paris Hilton wouldn't turn a head in 90 per cent of the bars in this country when she came in. The others are biker hangouts where looks aren't a big item. Her IQ looks on a par with her waist size. Famous for being famous -- doesn't that sum her up. Imagine how her parents feel.

Let's see, now that we've done CSPI and PTC, how about the NRA or maybe MADD?

Yeah, MADD, that's it! She could sell beer while *driving* her Bentley -- that'd get 'em all riled up!

I gotta agree with Jerry, Gene and Ray G.

When she sticks her finger in her mouth, I didn't find it at all erotic. If anything, it was kind of like entering Grand Central at rush hour.

My first thought on groups Carl's Jr.'s needs to provoke is PETA. To do that, they could start selling something made from animals!

"suggest the next watchdog group that Puzder will provoke in order get more associations of his food products with porn"

A coalition comprising Rick Santorum, Katrina van den Heuvel, Frank Rich, Ward Churchill, Arianna Sullivan and Martha Stewart. (Why Martha Stewart? -ed. Why the hell not?)

btw Paris's hips a re filling out a bit. An effective message to anorexics on the benefits of Carlburgers. Another micromarket cornered.

What happened to her hip, ass, or boobs? Oh! She got none. If you think she is hot, you need to get out more often.

Salma Hayek... on the other hand...