But what if that student were Salma Hayak?

You laugh? I confidently predict that a professor will try that line within the decade.

Because we all know Professor Drezner is such a stud that there were lines of girls forcing him to sleep with them at Chicago. :p

Apparently high school and junior high teachers are doing most of the sleeping around - with minors.

But what happens when they replace you with a robot?!

http://hardware.slashdot.org/hardware/06/07/21/1622211.shtml

Or if the lovely female student is a robot?

http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/200605/kt2006050417203910160.htm