Seminar in Turning Successful Harvests into Famines 101

I would assume that they would teach a course on Mugabe Efficiency Theory.

This is Zimbabwe-appropriate:

How to Calculate Your Tuition: A Course in Advanced Mathematical Theory and Models

I doubt the course will be offered, but it would probably do the country a lot of good:

Presidential Assassination 101

...Now I have a good job. One where you can wear a tie.

'Peerless' Leader or 'Fearless' Leader: The Semiotics of Sucking Up

Special courses, taught by Mr. Mugabe personally:

"How to Earn an Economics Degree and then Tank an entire Economy."

"How to Earn a Law Degree and then Subvert the Rule of Law."

"How to receive 16 Honorary Degrees for Freedom and then Bulldoze Human Rights."

"How to Develop a Social Determinist World-View, so you can Blame Failure on Everyone Else."

"How to Establish and Maintain a Marxist/Stalinist Government, complete with Politburo and Central Committee, in a World where they are Collapsing."

"How to, with No Money and no Fuel, acquire a Squadron of strafing Fighter Jets."

"How to Teach an Army to tell Farmers what to Grow."

"The Best Method to clean Grocery Store Shelves."

"How to Stand in Line."

"How to Form a Line for Food or Fuel, and then how to Get That Line into the Guinness World Record."

"How to Calculate Compounding Inflation beyond One Million Percent."

"How to Print, and Bankrupt a Nation, in One Easy Lesson."

But best of all:

"The Best Method of Proving Everyone Correct about Sub-Sahara Africa."

Close runner up for the Academy's name: "The Robert Mugabe Institutes for People Who Can't Do Economics Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Things Good Too"

How about some music appreciation?

"Using Quadruple-Digit Inflation for Fun and Profit"

"How to Deploy Espionage Agents to Friendly Neighboring Countries by the Tens of Thousands: Disguise Them as Economic Refugees"

"'Intelligence' as a Western Hegemonic Construct Designed to Undermine Traditionally Superior Societies"

Come to think of it, that last one is probably already taught at some American colleges or universities.

"Topics in Physical Education: Club-Wielding"

"From AIDS to Zeus: Classics of Western Mythology"

"Robert Mugabe"

"Intelligence: A Threat to National Intelligence"

"Pigs and Humans, Dining Together"

- JD