Thank God The Onion didn't write this before my Foreign Affairs piece. It's shorter, funnier, and (particularly the last point) hits home.
posted by Dan on 06.02.04 at 05:16 PM
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It's funny because it's true!
One thing The Onion forgot is my currently favorite joke about outsourcing. It involves the DHS outsourcing a multi-billion dollar contract to secure our borders to a foreign company. Not only that, the foreign company is based in Bermuda and it's Accenture, formerly part or all of Arthur Andersen. Yes, the Enron people! I wonder if I should submit this joke to The Onion, or the Houston Chronicle.
