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A note from the management at danieldrezner.com

As the blogosphere keeps growing, competition has become cutthroat and civility seems to be on the wane. Although we are proud of our association with Professor Drezner, we have decided for the next week to launch a pilot project: outsourcing to two temporary guest bloggers. The fact that they're both Indian and willing to work for free should not be construed to lend any credibility to rumors of danieldrezner.com relocating its offices to Bangalore.

With that out of the way, meet your two quest bloggers for the week -- Reihan Salam and Siddharth Mohandas!! Their biographies:

Siddharth Mohandas is a doctoral candidate in Government at Harvard. His research interests include U.S. intervention and nation-building efforts and Asian security issues. He has worked previously as an Associate Editor at Foreign Affairs magazine and interned as a speechwriter for U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan. Siddharth holds an A.B. from Harvard and an M.Phil. from Cambridge, both in international relations. He was born in India, raised in Singapore, and is an American citizen.

Reihan Salam is a native of Brooklyn, New York. For a brief, shining moment, he served as Generalissimo of the All-Brooklyn People's Revolutionary Army, the militant wing of the Most Serene Popular and Revolutionary Democratic Republic of Brooklyn. The forces of reaction were on the run, and enemies of Brooklyn were being liquidated (figuratively, to be sure, and very humanely) at a prodigious, blood-curdling clip. Because Salam's bold and incorruptible leadership was too much for certain 'girlie-men' to handle, he was deposed in a bloodless officers' coup. Salam then spent several harrowing years on the underground Lubavitcher cabaret circuit as 'the One-Eyed Wonder,' in light of his penchant for wearing a bejeweled eye patch, complete with monogrammed 'R', over his left eye. But as they say, all good things must come to an end: 8th grade beckoned, and in a stunning upset, Salam, the dark-horse candidate, was elected president of his middle school. Charged with organizing a dance for the hormonally hyped-up youths, Salam, in a decidedly unpopular and undeniably courageous move, refused: 'Dancing,' he said, in a stirring speech worthy of Honest Abe, 'leads to fornication, and this I cannot abide.' He is, simply put, an inspiration to us all. Like all decent, God-fearing people, Salam has been an avid reader and admirer of Daniel Drezner's weblog since the early days, though he prefers the stunningly gorgeous Morena Baccarin to Salma Hayek.

(During his adult years, Reihan has also worked at the Council on Foreign Relations and The New Republic). Enjoy!!

[A brilliant cost-cutting maneuver!! This will triple your blog profits!!--ed. Happy Meals for everyone!! Oh, and did I mention that you've been outsourced indefinitely? You labor-hating bastard!!--ed.]

posted by Dan on 08.07.04 at 09:05 PM




Comments:

I promise to be nice to them. Oh well, I will at least try not to be too mean. My mother says that I’m part Iroquois Indian. Damn it, I’m suppose to be some sort of minority. Do I at least get a gambling casino somewhere in the Houston area? May I apply for victim status?

Are these real guys real Indians, or phony second raters? We will see. I want to see some scalps.

posted by: David Thomson on 08.07.04 at 09:05 PM [permalink]



Looking forward to the week of outsourcing, just to see how the experiment works. Though I'll miss Dan's usual style.

I might note that Mohandas is probably not a doctoral candidate here at Harvard. He's only completed one year of study here, so it's unlikely that he's passed his general exams, and therefore he's just a doctoral student. A seemingly small distinction, but important nonetheless.

posted by: Nate on 08.07.04 at 09:05 PM [permalink]



Dan, so what shall make of the fact that apparently you couldn't find anybody actually _in_ India to do the work for you?

Letting two other Americans take over your blog for a week, even if they are of Indian origin, isn't exactly the kind of "outsourcing" that is often criticized. Although technically your wider usage of the term is correct, it is rather misleading in the context of Edwards' remarks in the previous thread and also your talking of moving your office to Bangalore.

Maybe your two guest bloggers could start off by clarifying the terminology of outsourcing, offshoring etc.

posted by: gw on 08.07.04 at 09:05 PM [permalink]



“I might note that Mohandas is probably not a doctoral candidate here at Harvard.”

Gosh, I sure hope not. Let’s give the guy a chance. Nobody should wish that another human being receives a doctoral degree from Harvard! This is something that could harm one’s resume. Bill Buckley is right on target in preferring that “ I would rather be governed by the first 200 names in the Boston phone book, than by the Harvard faculty."

posted by: David Thomson on 08.07.04 at 09:05 PM [permalink]



Does that mean we can expect lots of posts from Salam breathlessly anticipating "Serenity"? I can already get that at Gary Farber's place... ;-)

posted by: Chris Lawrence on 08.07.04 at 09:05 PM [permalink]



"Gosh, I sure hope not. Let’s give the guy a chance. Nobody should wish that another human being receives a doctoral degree from Harvard! This is something that could harm one’s resume."

Doctorates in general, not just those from Harvard, are only to be wished upon one's enemies. The only thing worse would be a law or business degree. I try to encourage my students not to go to grad school at all. Learn from my ongoing mistake. =-)

I'd rather not be governed by the first 200 Bostonians OR the Harvard faculty. They're equivalent, if different, forms of decision-making dysfunction. 200 people, 754 different opinions.

posted by: Nate on 08.07.04 at 09:05 PM [permalink]



Great idea - but how much better it would've been if the guest-bloggers really were workers from Bangalore! Perhaps they could be next time?

posted by: Carl Read on 08.07.04 at 09:05 PM [permalink]



“I'd rather not be governed by the first 200 Bostonians OR the Harvard faculty. They're equivalent, if different, forms of decision-making dysfunction. 200 people, 754 different opinions.”

I’m sure that Bill Buckley agrees with you. He carefully stated that if his choice was limited to the two above options---then he preferred to be governed by the people in the Boston phone book. This would be a very rational decision. Why do I say this? It is because Harvard University does not seem to train students to think and follow a logical argument. They instead are apparently encouraged to become “Harvard cool” liberal buffoons.

posted by: David Thomson on 08.07.04 at 09:05 PM [permalink]



Now maybe Reihan will provide an explanation on why Evil Forces has been updated exactly once in the last year. I just hope this blog's productivity exceeds that record.

posted by: Independent George on 08.07.04 at 09:05 PM [permalink]



Siddarth,

Your name reminds me of a question I have always wanted answered. What is the view of Indians of Herman Hesse's attempt to portray the religious culture of India in his book Siddartha?

posted by: Kyle Swanson on 08.07.04 at 09:05 PM [permalink]



Ah,but why be limited by Bill Buckley's overly restricted choices of decision-making? I prefer to think with a bigger-than-dichotomous box.

And not teaching students to "think and follow logical arguments" does not strike me as an affliction of only Harvard. I've been at four universities now, and the syndrome aforementioned happened at all of them. It's a problem of the American public at large, rather than just that of Harvard University. Even more depressingly, citizens are unable to differentiate between two equally logical arguments that lead to different conclusions; they can't seem to understand why or how they differ.

posted by: Nate on 08.07.04 at 09:05 PM [permalink]



Dan, so what shall make of the fact that apparently you couldn't find anybody actually _in_ India to do the work for you?
Letting two other Americans take over your blog for a week, even if they are of Indian origin, isn't exactly the kind of "outsourcing" that is often criticized.

Drezner is just kickin' it '80s style. This is old school outsourcing -- remember when the complaints were about the damn immigrants taking Americans' jobs?

posted by: PG on 08.07.04 at 09:05 PM [permalink]



Although sometimes I am for outsourcing I believe you should not call this outsourcing. Outsourcing to me means relocating a job outside the US. I still will read your articles. And I am glad you are leaning to Kerry. I hope comes November, you punch your X or lower the level for Kerry/Edwards. Muchas gracias.

posted by: Alicia on 08.07.04 at 09:05 PM [permalink]






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